Lincoln: (Angrily) Well, look at it this way! In Chapter 13, during dodgeball practice, Lincoln gets a dodgeball to the face despite him already being out, causing all the other kids to laugh at him. Bad luck or not, I am still your son, but you're acting like you don't care! Sell custom creations to people who love your style. YOU LEARNED NOTHING!!!! . Adults Are Useless: Rita: I guess this is what we get for selling all his stuff. *Gives her a kiss on the cheek for her gratitude*, Ronnie Anne: *blushes from what her boyfriend said*, Lori, Leni, Luna, Lucy and Laney: *smile at the sweet scene*, Ronnie: *Blushes* Thanks Lincoln. They rush downstairs and enter the kitchen. When the movie ended, they all regrouped at the lobby. They were lucky enough to get him back. The sisters slowly followed him upstairs and stopped in the middle of the hall. They manage to stay calm and start talking again. They were my favourite! They then headed over to the park to hangout in. Lincoln: (angry) You're now blaming the sisters?! ), Lynn: (Screams in despair) ROASTED, BEATEN, VERBALLY THRASHED AND TOSSED INTO THE SEA BY MY ONLY BROTHER!!!! Explore. You brought me back and I couldn't be any happier. What's going on here?! Whether it's guilt, anger, love, loss or betrayal. Luna: Dude! My disgust for them is almost as strong as Edwin's lust for blood. After heading upstairs, he runs into Lynn, who informs him that her softball game is coming up, and she needs the whole family to support her. A reject! . Chapter 18 has Lola yelling out "Bullshit", causing her to receive a. I tried to make it as comical as i could. Lori: (whisper) Let's hope it works. Lucy: Gasp! Leni: And there were so many thing that we made you miss out, Lana: We're gonna do all of the stuff that you missed, Luna: We wanna repay you for what we did to you. Lily: *reaches for Ronnie* Thwank you, Wonnie. In short, he's an emotional and physical wreck.). We really are very sorry. Hello, I am Songbird, and this is my first fanfic story of the episode of "No Such Luck". I'll give you girls a chance to redeem yourselves. Lisa's coffee cup reads "01101100", which is "L" in binary code. Lucy: So, that's it then? I'm the only boy in the "family" and I have to deal with 10 "sisters" and you "parents" decides to go with the sisters because i'm not one of them! (He walks back and forth to get attention) You guys have spent the whole weekend obsessing over this ridiculous good luck/bad luck thing at my expense! You called my softball games stupid. Theres no need to shout. . Luna: *To Luan, furious* And guess what Luan!? Locked Luck Chapter 1: open suit- intro part one, a loud house fanfic Lincoln: But you were all so gullible and stupid! Upload stories, poems, character descriptions & more. Lincoln then picked her up by her ponytail. Lana: You know, all of a sudden, I really hate myself! Kicking their own child out! Because of all of you, I feel like a nobody. I have no furniture, no dignity, no happiness, no place left. Lola: How could he?! Lola: We-we just wanted to avoid bad luck, that's all. Later that night, the girls are in Lori's room, updating the status. Lincoln: The Lincoln you know is gone! (The rest of the family is enjoying their time with beach activities), Lincoln: (takes off his sunglasses, deeply annoyed) But unfortunately only when im in the squirrel suit(puts the head back on), (Several moments pass. Rita and Lynn Sr., who always seem to take the girls' side in any argument or incident where they cause all of the trouble, which leads to Lincoln getting punished for things he had little to no involvement in. Lynn: *sees this, angry* Hey! Lincoln ripped her ponytail out of her head! : Hi Carol,.. : Hi Linky, Can I call you Linky? In Chapter 20, when Lynn Sr. destroys a notebook, he thinks it's Luna's, apologizes to her and says he will replace it. I'm sorry I was such a bad loser, all I wanted was for Lincoln to support me, to support us. Mlp Equestria Girls. Leni: *Gasp* My Sewing Machine! I hate softball! Ronnie Anne: *sympathetic* Here, come back to my house. Im melting! There is no such thing as bad luck! After all, they had No Such Luck. *Begins to cry*. (The employee obliges, and the police arrive to arrest Lincoln, just as the rest of the Louds arrive.). I wont spend the whole afternoon working up an over sweat in that stupid costume that reeks and doesnt fit me! (It begins right after Lincoln tells Lily why he can't attend to Lily's play date and he bumps into Lisa), (It begins on a cloudy and windy day, Lincoln dressed as David Steele was playing secret agent with his friends Clyde, Stella, Liam, Zach and Rusty at Tall Timbers park, Lincoln was searching by the trees in search of his targets, he turns to the audience) Lincoln: >to audience< Greetings, this is secret agent David Steele, I'm in hot pursuit of my enemies from MALICE. It gets even worse in Chapter 12 when they sign up Lincoln for dodgeball without his knowledge. But anyway let me know what you all think. The Loud House Encyclopedia is a FANDOM TV Community. Rather than get angry and punish the boy, he worries for him, as Lincoln is his best student and art is his favorite class. The scene ends with "She was probably going to regret this later", implying that she will end up getting the ticket instead of the tablet. Lynn's team, the Squirrels, is leading 30, unfortunately, the next four pitches causes the rival team to score four runs, causing the Squirrels to lose 34. by PerditaAlottachocolate. Lincoln tries to reason with his family, but their superstitious attitudes don't convince them. Lincoln: Alright then, call them. Leni: I don't wanna. Lincoln: Youre too stubborn to admit youre wrong, you never admit you mess up, your as gross as you are lousy and you never learn anything! Lisa: (Grunts) I knew I should have thrown out that flamethrower! Before anything could happen, she left the room slowly. Lincoln: I've had enough of this stupid costume! Lincoln: *Smiles tearfully* Thanks moms and sisters. Youve ruined my life and made me look like a melting snow cone!! Lincoln then comes out of the bathroom and sees them all in a circle. Lincoln didn't explode into a rage but is still angry at them, Lori out for not only her and the rest of the family knowing that he lied the whole time and never confronting him about it, but punishing him excessively for it. I only saw the girls, who were a complete mess! Lincoln: (with angry tears) I'm throwing this stupid, disgusting thing away! Lincoln: Stop it! Who do you think you are, calling us names and insulting us like that!? We get it. Almost as good as any Ace Savvy convention. Lincoln: (angry) Oh my god! I was stupid to say that they were not my family. Rita: I'll stay here and keep an eye on Lincoln. Tikki, claws out! Perhaps i was wrong to fall for such a deception, even for my age group. Remember the clogged toliet a while ago? Lincoln: Just come out and say you don't love me. I pull off one little trick and you guys all flip out over some nonsense like a bunch of gullible buffoons! You're all insane!!! He founded all of his sisters on the couch, waiting for him. They gasp when they see how burnt the upstairs part is. And it's YOUR faults! Ive been a really nice guy with you for far too long! Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. This family just wasn't meant to be. Lori: All that's left to do is find Lincoln Rita: Lincoln?! Okay look, answer me these questions! You don't care about me anymore, you think I'm nothing, but a thing, you care about no one, but yourselves, you never wanted a boy, you don't have feelings, you all feel NOTHING ANYMORE!!! DON'T TRY AND DENY IT! (Sniffles). Lucy: Tell Lynn Jr. that we're not roommates anymore either. Lincoln: (off-screen) Where are you going Luce? In Chapter 24, Luna is at the mall and sees a drawing tablet that she wants to get Lincoln, but it costs the same amount as the tickets for a concert that she and Sam want to go to. Luna: I can't believe we made him feel as if we can't feel anymore or that we don't love and care for him. [Both smile nervously] : Sorry I asked you to come here but.. I've been the victim too many times, and now it's your turn! Description Sid Chang and Lincoln Loud playing together in lake. Chapter 19, Lori admits to Lincoln that after thinking about the week he had leading up to the incident, while she doesn't approve of his lying and was mad about the golf clubs, she understood why he would be desperate to get some time to relax. Lincoln: No, im your good luck charm! You can stay with me until your family realizes they were wrong. They all rush downstairs and leave the house, leaving Lincoln with Rita and Lynn Sr, who are nervous to go up to him. Actually, there's something I need to do! Now the two main miraculouses are blocked due to disruption of quantum signatures. Lori: Don't worry girls, we'll get him back. They notice the huge mess of items in the yard, as well as the smoke coming from the house and are horrified.). He then grabs one of the sofa cushions and screams all his frustration and sorrow into it.). You are a stupid bully, a coward, a nobody, a freak, a lamebrain, a beast, a disgrace, a loser and the worst sister ever and I! When Lana has a nightmare in Chapter 14 about Lincoln running away and telling Lana he hates her, she rushes to his room for comfort. (It cuts to the beach, Lincoln is in sunglasses and a hat.). He gives her bat a furious glare, smashes it in half and throws it out the window. Ronnie Anne: *Walks up to everyone, angry* What gave you the right to kick out my boyfriend/future husband!? In Chapter 17, the Loud parents, Lori, Lisa, Luna (who was told by Lori), and possibly the rest of the sisters realize that Lincoln thinks that they all thought he was bad luck. Lola: (sniffles) He called us all dummies.and a waste of life. Luan: (starts to cry) He also called us monsters..that we don't care for anyone, but ourselves.. Lana: He did have a point. He didn't realise, how serious his family took their superstitions. It really means it. YOU SOLD MY STUFF!!!! Honest! When she tells him it belonged to Lincoln, he becomes uninterested and returns to what he had been doing. Lincoln: (sigh) I'm gonna be honest too. You're scaring even me. Messed up all our rooms. Why hadn't Lincoln heard of the Sister Fight Protocol? INT-LOUD HOUSE-LINCOLN'S ROOM (Lincoln and Lucy have just finished reading the new homemade comic that she made for him.) When a boy named Luke is being blamed for Bad Luke things take a massive turn. It's getting late. (Cries) All my precious tiaras. Lincoln: (livid) Hang on a minute! They took over his room in the episode because the protocol still listed the linen closet as a place to cool down as it had been written before it had been converted into his room. Explore the Best Nosuchluck Art | DeviantArt They sold his furniture and forced him to wear a squirrel costume to bring them good luck.) There was no way he could have done anything whilst he was away. MY TROPHIES!!! They always know what to do when i'm not happy. No Such Luck, No Such Love: Paradise Lost Chapter 1, a loud house I was betrayed and angry and I decided to hold onto my anger by running away. Cartoons Loud House. LYNN PUSHED US INTO DOING THIS TO YOU! Lincoln: You big bullies can't do anything right! *Sniff* I thought he liked our things! His family didn't hesitate and ran into his arms. I just got so mad, that I stopped thinking and gave him a stupid idea and made us all push him away and lose almost everything. You can see that I'm back in my very nightmare. However, the Squirrels are struggling to win the game. The Loud House Fanfic #44-Casa de Carol - DeviantArt Lincoln: You know what? Finally, I'm finished. Lori: Good idea, but how will we convince him? However this lead them to. *Bops her nose*, The eight of them are about to leave, but the other four sisters, except Lynn, stop them.*. Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death. Rita: (Hurt) Sweetie! The give him new videogames, he's declined it. Except now I have to deal with the most annoying teasing that's ever existed. Ever again. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. No Such Luck Aftermath - Moving Out - The Loud House Fanon Wikia She falls down. They were all happy that he was back and he was happy to be back. Look, I see sweaty footprints! In the Latin American Spanish dub, Luna's line "Don't worry about it, sis!" Lola: What if we get stung or bitten by a shark!? (Raises his fist at her). Lana: I don't know. I don't need anyone! It stings like fuck right now, The secret is blown by Chapter 20, both his feelings, when Lori told him that the family knew he was lying. They all goe upstairs to get ready to go to the movies and 10 minutes later, they all regroup downstairs. He has sunken eyes, drool dripping from his mouth, his hair is ruffled, he's grasping onto a cushion, surrounded by bottles of water, his skin is very dry. In other words, you've taken everything away from us, you wanted us to feel miserable, you've done it! Rita: Please, sweetie! 5 months of fecal research ruined. As a result, Lincoln now has all the time to himself. It centers around an Alternate Timeline involving the events of the infamous episode "No Such Luck", where the Loud family thought that Lincoln was bad luck except in this story, the family never believed that he was bad luck in the first place. Lisa: (sighs in humiliation) Me neither..falling for some dumb superstition, despite always taking pride in science and not curses!! The Loud House Fanon Wikia is a FANDOM TV Community. Interestingly, both episodes were written by the same writer. We just thought it might be dangerous, we just didn't want to be jinxed! IM hoping to show this to Nickelodeon themselves someday. showing a flashback of the episode No Such Luck. Luan: *guilty* Lincoln, I know what we did was wrong, and we're sorry. The fic was almost immediately adopted on 29/5/20 by Geo Soul who rebooted the story as No Such Luck No Such Love: Paradise Lost. You pushed me to that limit! I blamed him for his bad luck, I didn't hang out with him when he was bored and I used him as a kickball! During the scene where Lynn informs Leni to not take Lincoln to her event due to Lincoln's "bad luck", Lynn's eyelashes are missing. Is everyone stupid in this house?! Leni: Like, I don't like it here anymore either! Just stop. Kicking me out of the house! Luna: I think we've done it now dudes.he's so mad at us he destroyed everything we have Leni: Like, we really are the worst family ever.(sniffles), Lynn Sr.: (Screams from downstairs) He torched our room too!! Lincoln has a strange encounter with a girl who is also strange. Sell custom creations to people who love your style. All rights belong to Nickelodeon. A few minutes later, Lincoln wakes up. We said we were sorry. Although Lincoln tries to evade out of this, he's forced into coming by Lynn. I wouldn't do No Such Luck even if you paid me. And u always will be! Time i sort out these looney superstitions once and for all!! (Tears up) Our only bro. (Smacks her hard. YOU'RE NOTHING BUT LIARS AND SCUMBAGS! And how about what's happening right now?! After half an hour, Lincoln begins to sweat like crazy and lose his mind. If you dont want to wear the squirrel costume, dont wear it. I spread one little white lie just to get more free time because i cant afford to come to so many actvities all in one go! (Lincoln picks up the remains of the squirrel suit, blows a spiteful raspberry to the family and runs off in fury and sorrow. What kind of parents are you?! It's not because it's new. Lynn Sr.: Look, son, families will have bad days every now and than. Me, Lori, Leni, Luna, Lucy, Laney, Lily & Ronnie are now Lincoln's roommates! Because of this, Lynn declares Lincoln as "bad luck", and bans him from coming to her activities. Later on it actually turns out to be a case of 'didn't think far enough ahead' as the problem with the protocol was that it was created back when Lincoln was a toddler and many of the aspects of it that made sense when it was just his five older sisters who didn't want to drag their little brother in a conflict and the linen closet wasn't his room no longer work. She doesn't yell or threaten her like an aggressive big sister, After everything he went through, a simple "I'm sorry" won't cut it, No Rest for the Wicked (Kookywood / Jade Thunderhoof). They all then went to sleep, Lincoln wakes up and notices a slip of paper on his floor. They knew that Lincoln lied about it so that he could get out of going to his sisters' events, so they banned him from attending activities that he enjoyed, sold his furniture, and locked him outside the house at night just to teach him a lesson about lying. No Such Luck part 2 | The Loud House Fanon Wikia | Fandom Lincoln: (Turns around) Don't you guys get it? I'll go, but it doesn't mean I forgive you. You locked me out of my room, sold all my furniture and made me into a thing!! Hey guys, I'm sorry I was so horrible. *Raises her fist* Unless you want to be the next! It's because i'm different from them! (He then flips over and smashes the trophy case. Particularly dealing Lola with her. (They keep searching the house. My first ever one shot complete. I can't make any more clothes for weeks. You didn't know the truth until it was too late. For the remainder of the day, the group went to place after place. Realizing his family doesn't believe him, Lincoln resorts to one last tactic. tip: arthur merlin words>1000 sort:hits, Due to the incredible support of the community, we've raised US$252,343.98 with an average donation of $32.14, and added 6450 new members this drive. Luan: It is! Lisa: That's the last time I ever fall for such phone-baloney! It should have been impossible for Lynn to turn her cap around while doing her good luck ritual, since her ponytail is in the way. hahaha he left crying that day Lincoln: *Realizes what his sisters are saying now*. I don't need you chumps at my stupid games! You all ruined my life, so I just made you guys miserable. Cuts back to now. The good news is that Lincoln's back home. Lynn: (low voice) We're not considered family by him anymore and he wants to stay away from us. Lynn Sr: He's had it, and it's all our faults Lori: That's why we're trying to find out how we can win him back. You called us horrible names, you hurt us, you said we don't have feelings, that we're the worst things ever and that hurt. Language: English Words: 1,686 Chapters: 1/1 Kudos: 3 Hits: 122 Carol: I did. Lincoln: BecauseI didn't think that you would say yes to it. Mar 30, 2019 - No Such Luck - Lucky Carol by TriassicLane. Lynn Sr. Lincoln: FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! As in, how ill knock your head over heels! You're the worst family ever and I HATE that! I'm the youngest of three brothers and we've always loved each other very much, but if there was something that really took me off the rails, it was when one of them gave me odens I always made it clear to my family that brothers should be treated as equals and no one has authority over no one but the parents no brother has authority over the other this avoided a rivalry that we had even more me who was the most quarrelsome in the family Lori: Not bad, but he won't instantly forgive us because of that, so we'll need to do more after that. *Walks over and picks up Lily* *Smiles at Lily* Lily, I know you didn't take part in any of this, that is why we've packed your stuff because we're taking you with us. Even if it does still hurt. Lana: You've lived with us your whole life. You know why! I can't believe I just hit one of my own sisters! Enjoy! Luna: *Furious* Yeah! I have failed as a human being. Now our only brother doesn't want us anymore. Lincoln: Lana. It backfired, however and I was brought back home but the betrayal and anger was still in me. Bobby, Maddie, and Margo have no lines in this episode. Lynn Sr.: I can't believe we messed up so bad like this! Lincoln: (to the viewers) Welp, I may be forced to stay here for quite a long time, but at least I finally got away from my so-called "family"! He decides to stay away from his sisters in hopes that nothing bad happens to him by refusing to interact with them at any given moment, which greatly concerns the Loud family. Do you losers have any sense of compassion or brains!? I'm gonna help Lincoln, Lori, *To Leni, & Luna, whispering* I didn't get both of your names. Long story short Marinette can no longer transform into Ladybug, Chat Noire is her only option now. WE PRETENDED AS WELL! Luan: Maybe these silly superstitions werent such a good idea. Lori: Well we got some good news and bad news. (They pile into Vanzilla and go searching for him). Lola: Me too! I can't let those crazy beasts see me! Lincoln: Alright, i admit! You going to dress me up as a chipmunk or a donkey!? Lets go help him. In chapter 20, after seeing Lincoln's drawings Rita realizes two things: One, how depressed and unloved her son feels by his sisters and parents, and two, that Lincoln has incredible artistic talent. AIRAM. You're sorry. Lincoln may be angry with his sisters and parents for what they did, but felt like splitting them is too much of a punishment, and doesn't want to see his family getting broken up because of it. Lucy: This was all just a complete tragedy and not in a good way. SON!!! We are not roommates any more and you dont deserve ANYTHING! Especially Miss. Especially, useless, pathetic, irresponsible, arrogant, ungrateful, spoiled, annoying, disgusting, stupid, superstitious MORONS!!! We messed up awfully. (Then, Lincoln's walkie talkie started making noises, it was coming from his pocket) Voice: >from walkie talkie< Lincoln, are you staying where I can see you? (Shouts) Put the head back on before we get stung by a jellyfish! This tag has not been marked common and can't be filtered on (yet). He staggers inside, weak and collapsed. Lincoln: If they're so nuts, I can't be near my family. All of the sisters are on the couch, trying to think when the parents walk in. This won't make you feel better. It's my first ever one shot I've done. THE END. When Lincoln reveals himself to his family, he states since Lynn won the game while he was present this means he isn't bad luck. The Princess and the Everlasting Emerald: A Royal Woods Fairytale, Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. NOTHING!! Lincoln: (sarcastic) Oh how cute..they made that for me. But doing this isn't right! Luan: We're sorry we sold all your stuff! Lynn: (low voice) I mean..I always start things that has to do with Lincoln! Lincoln: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Lincoln: (to family) You guys really did it. Lincoln: AND I NEVER, EVER WANT TO SEE YOU UNLUCKY CHICKENS IN MY LIFE AGAIN!!! Lincoln: YES!!! You just mess up everything! Every bad thing I said and did, you guys made me do it! No more talk about luck. Lincoln: I don't believe it! I need to hide! He crawls over to the kitchen sink and drinks deeply.). Completed timmyturner supernatural kazutokirigiya +16 more #3 .by Like and Vote !! I don't want this stupid bunch of barfbrains in my life anymore! While out for an evening walk, Carol comes across Lincoln trying to sleep in his own front yard; after finding out why he's been kicked out, she can't help but step in. (But one of them goes more to the Show than to the fanfic). He'll not even let us close to him if he's mad, so it's best if we let him calm down on his own, Lana: Well, I guess we can watch tv while we wait for him to calm down, Lynn, Lola, Lily, Luna and Leni all go upstairs and enter their rooms while the remainding sisters sit down to watch some tv. Lynn: (sighs) Who am I kidding? She then whispers them to the others and they are pretty fond on the idea. No Such Luck - Lucky Carol by TriassicLane | The loud house fanart Lynn Sr. and Rita were arrested and put on probation for neglect. Luna: *Furious, to Lynn* For what you did to our son figure, your dead to us, Lynn junior! In Chapter 15, Lynn Jr. finds out that the team she lost against cheated, which means she made Lincoln's life miserable for no reason. YOU'RE THE WORST FAMILY TO EVER LIVE!!!! Everyone left the room and entered their own. Lola: Hey, Lincoln! Lincoln: (angry, talking to viewers) Well, it's been a while since I talked to you.
